My (nameless)I-pod has music from all genrés. From Willie Nelson to Led Zeppelin from Jimmy Dorsey to Nickelback.
Remember the days when you could quote a love song and make it yours? Lyrics were like poetry. I loved listening to music, and the words were as good as any Emily Bronté novel. Listening to music could take me away from the place I was. It is through this love of music lyrics that my new XM radio has brought me to new heights of literary disaster.
T-Pain says:
"Oooo she made us drinks, to drink We drunk 'em, (Got drunk)
Tim McGraw and Faith Hill tell me:
So I need you...Like a needle needs a vein...
Like the father and the son need the Holy Ghost
Yep, nothing says love to me like a guy who needs a shot of whiskey, a cigarette and a hit of smack before he loves me. I won't even go into the religion lesson about how the Father and Son ARE the Holy Ghost...
Now I just can't let McGraw & Hill off the hook that easily...they have also brought us this literary masterpiece: If I could grant you one wish I’d wish you could see the way you kiss...Sorry, that is just freakish! (sort of like Kerri's avatar)
Of course, bad songs are nothing new...remember this one?
I've been alive forever...And I wrote the very first song....I put the words and the melodies together...I am music, and I write the songs.
Saw Barry on TV the other night - he IS as old as dirt! Might actually have written the first song.
I could go on forever...but I would like to leave you all with these ditties
- Hip Hop Marmalade...spic And span...met you one summer and it all began...
- This is why I’m hot...Catch me on the block...Every other day... Another bitch another drop
- I Got Your Slippers,Your Dinner,Your Dessert,And So Much More..Anything You Want,I Want To Cater to you
Have to Admit I like this one though...
We got along until you did that...Now all I want is just my stuff back...Do you get that?
So, what are your worst song lyrics of all time? Let me know, it will tell me soooooooooo much about you (hee hee)
Next Time - how one quirky new TV show made me throw up in my mouth (a little bit)
5 comments:
Good stuff, been waiting on a new update. Can't think of lyrics, but will work on it. Sorta like homework... I am wierd about music too from Christian to hip hop, country to oldies, some musicals, sound tracks, easy listening, pop and then add some southern fried rock....
What I am is what I am.
Are you what you are - or what?
Edie Brickell - dumbest song ever... well until I listen to rap :)
why is my avatar freakish? :D
oh, and I have a video of Mitchel singing "this is why I'm hot" it's hilarious!
Man - Lola is just way cooler than me when it comes to music!
-Amber :0)
I love that stupid Edie Brickell song....It's a guilty pleasure....I'm not good with lyrics, but to hear Alex sing Route 66 makes me smile....I'll have to get it on tape some morning.
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